“Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves.”

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

reallylameblog:

I love when the app messes up I really really do

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

curiosamathematica:

Cabbage exhibits a beautiful geometric pattern.

taggedrne:

theres a chance that obama could be eating ass right now

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